Funny Short English Story

[SON]abcd: (coming home from school) Hello, mum.
[MOTHER]: How are you today?
[SON]abcd: I'm very well, thanks.
[MOTHER]: You look very happy. What's this?
[SON]abcd: I've got good news at school.
[MOTHER]: Good news?
[SON]abcd: Of course.I've got mark ten.
[MOTHER]: Mark ten? How intelligent you are! What subject did you get mark ten?
[SON]abcd: Of course.I've got mark ten.
[MOTHER]: Mark ten? How intelligent you are! What subject did you get mark ten?
[SON]abcd: Two in moths, three in history, four in literature and one in English.
[MOTHER]: Oh, oh…..

[MOTHER]: There were three apples in the fridge. Son, and now there are only two.
[SON] : Snoop, are there? What a pity. I didn’t see the others.
[MOTHER]: Oh, oh…..

[MOTHER]: Why didn’t you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
[SON]abcd: What was it?
[MOTHER]: Eggs
[SON]abcd: No no! That was yesterday.
[MOTHER]: Oh, oh…..


[MOTHER]: (Looking at her son’s homework) I don’t understand why one boy could make so many mistakes.
[SON]abcd: It wasn’t one boy ,mum. Father helped me.
[MOTHER]: Oh, oh…..

[MOTHER]: You are wearing one red sock and one blue sock.
[SON]abcd: Yes, I know. A nod what’s more? I have another pair just like them in the drawer. Isn’t it strange?
[MOTHER]: Oh, oh…..